I’m madder than a hillbilly with a busted banjo string because Obama isn’t helping those poor folks in Kentucky!
I’m madder than Lindsay Lohan with a stuffed up nose about that moron Matt Damon.
I’m madder than a camel with a leaky hump about our new Communist-in-Chief giving his first interview to an ARAB TV channel!
UPDATE: A true patriot sent me this photo – PROOF that our Northern border is vulnerable to terrorist invasion!
My red, white and blue blood is boiling over what Obama said about Rush Limbaugh! At a meeting with Republican leaders, our new Communist-in-Chief said, “You just can’t listen to Rush Limbaugh and get things done.”
I’m madder than a mongoose at a cobra convention over that Inauguration.
Ladies and gentlemen, that was the worst Inauguration I ever saw, and I was at the one where Eleanor Roosevelt wore a low cut ball gown and they ran out of eyewash.
My heart’s as broken as the Liberty Bell about saying goodbye to President Bush.
Last week, I visited the White House for a farewell lunch with the great man.
I saw something crazy on the news today, and now I’m as mixed up as a she-goat at a Taliban stag party.
I’m madder than a drag queen who’s run out of duct tape over this gay marriage business.
