ALTURAS, CA – A frazzled, young government researcher says she’s sick and tired of caring for the baby Bigfoot who was captured by scientists – because the squalling, rambunctious furball is a brat!
Mutants
EU Urges Integration of Vampires
BRUSSELS, BELGIUM – The European Union has taken action to integrate one of its least recognized minorities: vampires.
The move was a reaction to an Italian ruling to put crosses on top of every street sign and lamp-post in the country, a move many feel was aimed directly at the vampire community.
Undead Demand Health Insurance
Washington, DC – The nation’s undead community is demanding the right to health insurance—and it is a battle it can win, say experts.
CHUPA LIBRE
Mexican police officials have made a huge bust in their ongoing war against underground Chupacabra wrestling
Bridge to Nowhere Leads to Alien Quizno's
JUNEAU, AK – Sources inside the Alaska State Legislature confirm today that Governor Sarah Palin’s earmark pet project, the “Bridge to Nowhere” was partially funded by Alien Investors.
Amish Use Zombies for Labor
“The town was filled with zombies, and the Jenkins needed their barn raised. Seemed like the natural thing to do.”
Bigfoot's Prints in Hollywood
Bigfoot has joined the hundreds of famous celebrities who have left their footprints outside the renowned Grauman’s Chinese Theatre
McCain Will Sell Hawaii to Raise Cash
“It’s so far away, that it doesn’t even seem like part of America anyway”
UFO Found on Beach After Hurricane Ike
Unearthly beer bottles scattered on the floor suggest that the aliens had been flying inebriated