ALEXANDRIA, MN – A mystery carcass was found in Douglas County. Nobody knows what it is or how it got there.
Mutants
VAMPIRE KILLS RUSSIAN LIVESTOCK
NOVOSIBIRSK – A vampire has been killing thousands of goats in Russia.
THE SWAMP MONSTER ATTACKS
NEW ZEALAND – The Swamp Monster is threatening to derail a project to improve the New Zealand city’s traffic gridlock.
OBAMA RELEASES CHUPACABRA INTO ARIZONA
PIMA COUNTY, AZ – The U.S. Department of Interior has released a Chupacabra into Arizona in an attempt to get the State to repeal their new immigration law.
"MAGNIFICENT MANNIE" TO RUN BELMONT STAKES
ELMONT, NY – “Magnificent Mannie,” a horse born with a human face, will run the Belmont Stakes.
