NEW YORK, NY – Today marks the shopping holiday called Cyber Monday, which is also the biggest holiday of the robot year.
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MALLS ADDING EXTRA SECURITY TO HANDLE BAT BOY SALES
MINNESOTA – Malls across America are adding extra security to handle the rush on Bat Boy goods!
CANADIAN LOCH NESS MONSTER SPOTTED!
LAKE OKANAGA, BC – There was a major sighting of Canada’s version of the Loch Ness Monster in British Columbia!
BAT BOY TAKES ON HEIDI KLUM!
LAS VEGAS – Bat Boy has filed a lawsuit in order to stop Heidi Klum from wearing her Bat Boy costume for Halloween.
WEREWOLVES HEADED FOR CHICAGO!
CHICAGO – Federal authorities have alerted residents that a large contingent of werewolves is headed for the Windy City.
KRAKEN, A GIANT SEA MONSTER, DISCOVERED
Evidence of a giant sea monster, the mythological Kraken – twice as big as a colossal squid – has been discovered.