NEW YORK – Dan Rather went on MSNBC and confirmed to Lawrence O’Donnell that he is, in fact, an alien.
Aliens
FIND A JOB, ON MARS!
RED PLANET – Good news for the unemployed. There are no jobs on earth anymore, but they’re hiring on Mars!
ALIENS THROW METEORITES AT BOSNIAN MAN
BELGRADE – A Bosnian man claims he is being targeted by aliens after a sixth meteorite strikes his house.
HOW TO FIND ALIENS: PHOTOSYNTHESIS
Scientists have a new method for determining if there are Earth-like planets in the galaxy. If they find photosynthesis , they might find life.
ALIENS RUN FOURTH BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT
WASHINGTON, DC – The Washington Post unveiled the first installment of its Top Secret America series, revealing that much of America is now being controlled by aliens.
MEL CALLED BACK TO ALIEN MOTHERSHIP
LOS ANGELES – The Alien Mothership hovering above Los Angeles finally had enough of Mel Gibson’s racist tirades and has called him back home.