Bella may prefer Edward to Jacob, but when it comes to Kristen Stewart, she’s Team Alien all the way.
Aliens
ALIEN IN PHILLY SUFFERS HEATSTROKE
PHILADELPHIA, PA – As temperatures neared 100 Monday, after hovering in the high 90s during the week, a Southside alien was taken to Mercy Hospital suffering from heatstroke.
ALIEN TELLS LARRY KING TO LEAVE CNN
BREAKING – On the advice of an alien, CNN host Larry King announced that he will be leaving his nightly talk show this Fall.
UFO IN CLOUDS
JAKARTA – New footage has emerged of what appears to be a UFO hiding behind a cover of clouds!
ALIEN LIFE ON EARTH
LONDON – Britain’s Royal Society, a scientific group, is meeting to discuss alien life on our planet!
ALIENS BURN SOUTH AFRICAN VILLAGE
JOHANNESBURG – A band of ruthless aliens descended on a small, prosperous South African village, plundered their gold and burned it to the ground!
2009 IN REVIEW
Greetings sentients! It is I, your humble ambassador for the edification on all things epicurean, Mygar. Today I shall be providing a Year in Review.
UNDERWATER UFOS
HOUSTON, TX – National defense experts are confronting the possibility that aliens have invaded Earth’s oceans – and are spying on humans from under the sea!
