MIAMI, FL – Aliens have finally fessed up over the famed model with the missing navel.
Erik Van Datiken
OUTER SPACE OUTSOURCING
NEW YORK, NY – Alien and human labor activists are protesting outsourcing to a planet with a forty hour day.
VIDEO – LARRY KING WANTS TO INTERVIEW AN ALIEN
Larry King has declared that he will be the first broadcaster to interview an alien if we ever make contact!
VIDEO – LARRY KING INTERVIEWS UFO WITNESSES
Larry King interviewed witnesses of a mass UFO sighting in Stephenville, Texas.
VIDEO – ALIEN ON TAPE?
Larry King interviews Stan Romanek, who says he shot footage of a real alien outside his house.
FIRST EVER INTERSTELLAR EXTRADITION
SAFFORD, AZ. – A fugitive’s abduction by aliens has prompted a hasty interstellar extradition treaty, now under review by the U.S. Senate.
UFO Found on Beach After Hurricane Ike
Unearthly beer bottles scattered on the floor suggest that the aliens had been flying inebriated
Alien Sitcoms are Worse than Ours
“The show has every worn-out cliché you’ve seen on TV a million times,” declares linguist Barry Malford of San Diego