BONOBO GIVES BIRTH TO HUMAN BABY!

NAPLES, Italy – In a historic first, a bonobo gave birth to a human baby!  Carla and Angelo Cornetto used the bonobo as a surrogate mother.  And it went off without a hitch! “All four are doing absolutely “primo” – the bonobo, the human mother and father and their brand new 8-pound boy, Marco.”  Dr. … READ MORE

TOOTH FAIRY CAPTURED!

A world-renowned physicist who claims to have captured the tooth fairy is keeping the glittering, glowing, blue-tinged and apparently very wealthy creature locked in a cage. And if Dr. Rupert Marel gets his way, the beloved pixie “will spill the beans about her origins, tells us why she collects teeth, where she gets the money … READ MORE

WEEKLY WORLD NEWS IS BACK!

Weekly World News is back!  We are back.  YOU are back. WWN has been on hiatus for the last few years while our award-winning investigative reporters were taking an extended sabbatical on Planet Zeeba.  We traveled there to learn all we could about The Zeebans, the good aliens, who desperately want to help Earth survive … READ MORE

BAT BOY FOR PRESIDENT!

Bat Boy has announced that he will be running for President of the United States of America in 2020! Bat Boy made this announcement from a secret location in West Virginia. He was surrounded by hundreds of supporters, including Taylor Swift who has been by his side for the last three weeks. For the last … READ MORE