MONTECITO, CA – Greek scientists doing research at the University of California at Santa Barbara have announced a major discovery. They’ve found Pandora’s Box in the attic of Oprah Winfrey! It is the 8,600-year-old box that has the potential to unleash horrors beyond belief into the world. According to Greek mythology, back in the Golden … READ MORE
WASHINGTON, DC – Vladimir Putin has teamed up with Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, and popular alien, P’Lod to plot a strategy on the impeachment of President Donald Trump. Putin was in the nation’s capital last week for a series of private meetings with Pelosi on how to best get the President out of … READ MORE
BEIJING – An incredible slimming soap that’s been clinically proven to help people shed up to twenty pounds a month without diet or exercise. It tones your entire body and wipes away all wrinkles. It is taking the world by storm! The amazing seaweed-based soap is packed with iodine as well as nutrient-rich . and … READ MORE
ASHTABULA, OH – Divers recently made a startling discovery proving the existence of The Lake Erie Monster. A team of Weekly World News reporters tracked down seven witnesses who have seen The Lake Erie Monster (also known as “Lemmie”) in the flesh! WWN reporters obtained audiotaped interviews with men and women who sighted Lemmie between … READ MORE
ST. LOUIS, MO – Siamese Kangaroo has been stalking Kanye West for the last month and he showed up again, this time at Kanye’s Sunday Service in St. Louis on Saturday, October 5th. The Siamese Kangaroo is focusing on Kanye like a laser. He’s keeping a close eye on Kanye, stalking him for some reason. … READ MORE
ANCHORAGE, AK – Bigfoot was spotted in the woods outside the city after leaving St. Elias Specialty Hospital. Bigfoot was taken to the hospital a month ago with a torn ACL. Bigfoot underwent a nine-hour surgery. Doctors wanted the beast to make a full recovery, but it was a difficult procedure. “Needless to say, we … READ MORE
WASHINGTON, DC – Today Donald Trump took the bold, daring step to send dragons, zombies and flying monkeys to the border. “We need to protect our country. And it is my job to make sure we are safe. The wall is big and beautiful and we’re building fifty to one hundred miles every day, but … READ MORE
Hillary Clinton has reunited with her alien lover, P’Lod. The former First Lady is thrilled to be back in P’Lod’s arms and, as always, is grateful for his political guidance. Hillary first fell for P’Lod in 1993 not long after her husband’s first year in office. “She felt very closed in at The White House. … READ MORE
NAPLES, Italy – In a historic first, a bonobo gave birth to a human baby! Carla and Angelo Cornetto used the bonobo as a surrogate mother. And it went off without a hitch! “All four are doing absolutely “primo” – the bonobo, the human mother and father and their brand new 8-pound boy, Marco.” Dr. … READ MORE
BOCA CHICA, Texas — Elon Musk has announced that he wants Weekly World News and its ace reporter, Frank Lake, onboard Starship as it heads to Mars later this year. Musk laid out his plan for interplanetary travel at the company’s South Texas test site here on Saturday (Sept. 28) — the 11th anniversary of … READ MORE