BAT BOY WINS IOWA!

Monday’s Iowa caucuses were expected to crown the first winners in the Democratic primary process. But instead fell apart amid a hail of high-tech glitches and organizational mishaps.  “There was … READ MORE

ZEUS RETURNS!

IN A HOT AIR BALLOON Zeus, of Greek mythology fame, has long been one of literature and culture’s favorite figures. But until this week, nobody actually thought he existed! “I … READ MORE

EVERY SNOWFLAKE NOW A DRONE!

WHEN YOU’RE WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND, BE CAREFUL: YOU’RE BEING WATCHED. As part of a secret defense program started late in the last decade, every snowflake that falls from … READ MORE

PSYCHIC BATTING A THOUSAND!

HER 2020 PREDICTIONS ALREADY CAME TRUE! Before last week, Madame Florence, a psychic from rural Vermont, had an average record when it came to her annual list of Twenty Predictions. … READ MORE

2020 DOESN’T EXIST

You enjoyed your New Year’s Eve party. You drank some champagne and ate some hors d’oeuvres, talked to friends, chuckled at the banter of the television hosts on whatever network … READ MORE

CRUISE SHIP TO HELL!

Not from Hell, But To Hell! Lucy and Marcus Teegarden planned to spend their tenth anniversary on a cruise. “I suggested it for months,” Lucy said. “I started with small … READ MORE

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