BAT BOY TRAPS SANTA
CHARLESTON, WV – Bat Boy trapped Santa Claus! Mutant child not sure what he’s supposed to do with him now.
CHARLESTON, WV – Bat Boy trapped Santa Claus! Mutant child not sure what he’s supposed to do with him now.
ANCHORAGE, AK – The popular program of answering Santa’s letters from the “North Pole” is being discontinued!
NEW YORK, NY – In an interview on Fox News, former Vice President Dick Cheney admitted that “there was never any evidence Iraq was involved in 9-11.”
WASHINGTON, DC – Santa Claus has requested a $14 million federal bailout to avoid a crash which could cancel Christmas.
BALTIMORE, MD – Bat Boy’s attempts at fitting in for the holidays have again failed miserably.