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PHILADELPHIA, PA – Once again, the Chaos Cloud has shifted its sights and has settled over the City of Brotherly Love.
TACONY, PA – At a recent campaign stop in northeast Philadelphia, Governor Sarah Palin used her spiritual powers to heal a young child.
“The town was filled with zombies, and the Jenkins needed their barn raised. Seemed like the natural thing to do.”
As recounted in his memoirs, Benjamin Franklin flew a kite during a storm to prove that lightning was, in fact, electricity. However, in a newly uncovered first draft of his autobiography, Franklin recounts how he also experienced a short-lived but strange side effect from the experiment.