FRANKEN INDUCTED INTO DEMOCRAT CONSPIRACY
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Al Franken was approved Tuesday to join the US Senate. The Democratic Party will now involve him in their secret plans.
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TED STEVENS INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT CLOSED
ANCHORAGE, AK – Ted Stevens International Airport closed this weekend due to volcanic ash. Former Senator Ted Stevens believes it’s all part of a liberal conspiracy.
BURRIS AND OBATMA CRY TOGETHER
WASHINGTON, DC – After both parties were denied their rightful entry, Obatma and Roland Burris bonded over their rejection.
ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, SENATE!
ST. PAUL, MN – Minnesotans have turned to schoolyard protocol in a last ditch effort to solve their Senate conundrum.
NORTH POLE REQUESTS BAILOUT
WASHINGTON, DC – Santa Claus has requested a $14 million federal bailout to avoid a crash which could cancel Christmas.
LIZARD PEOPLE PLEDGE VOTE FOR FRANKEN
ST. PAUL, MN – The Lizard People have come forward to officially cast their vote for Al Franken.
CHAOS CLOUD WATCHES OVER RECOUNT
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – After the presidential election went off without a hitch, many citizens were hoping the Chaos Cloud would vanish. But it isn’t satisfied just yet.
