FRANKEN INDUCTED INTO DEMOCRAT CONSPIRACY

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MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Al Franken was approved Tuesday to join the US Senate.  The Democratic Party will now involve him in their secret plans.

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TED STEVENS INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT CLOSED

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ANCHORAGE, AK – Ted Stevens International Airport closed this weekend due to volcanic ash.  Former Senator Ted Stevens believes it’s all part of a liberal conspiracy.

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LIZARD PEOPLE PLEDGE VOTE FOR FRANKEN

ST. PAUL, MN – The Lizard People have come forward to officially cast their vote for Al Franken.

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CHAOS CLOUD WATCHES OVER RECOUNT

MINNEAPOLIS, MN – After the presidential election went off without a hitch, many citizens were hoping the Chaos Cloud would vanish. But it isn’t satisfied just yet.

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