ALL SAINTS THURSDAY: THE ELECTRICIAN
For this installment we present: Saint Elijah, Patron Saint of Lawn Ornaments
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BURKINI IN FRANCE
Finally Muslim women can enjoy public swimming while following Islamic law with the burkini!
DEAD SEA SCROLLS PREDICT 2009 FLOOD
PARIS – The Dead Sea Scrolls predicted that a Great Flood, like the one that destroyed Noah’s world, will sweep the Earth in 2009, drowning at least 2 billion people.
SUPER-SARAH PALIN KNOCKS OUT JOE-TOX
I was as happy as Joe Biden at a Hair Club for Men conference to see Sarah Palin crush Joe Biden in the VP debate last week. Sarah had me at “Hey, can I call you Joe?” It didn’t help that Joe-Tox had a look of surprise frozen on his face from the Botox and his recent eyelift.
