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MINI ICE AGE ON THE WAY!
LONDON – Renowned climate scientist predicts a new ice age is on the way!
LADY GAGA PARIS SHOW
PARIS – Lady Gaga was devastated over her canceled Paris show.
BABY MAMMOTH ON DISPLAY IN FRANCE
PUY-EN-VELAY, FRANCE – A baby woolly mammoth, one of the oldest intact mammoths every found, is now on display in a French museum.
FRANCE WORLD CUP TURMOIL
SOUTH AFRICA – One team’s turmoil has threatened its progression at the World Cup!
HAMSTER VILLA
PARIS – A hotel in France is offering visitors the chance to live like a hamster!
GHOST KICKED OUT OF CEMETERY
PARIS – Authorities took the corpse of a woman out of one cemetery and buried it in another – because her screaming ghost was disturbing neighbors!
ALL SAINTS THURSDAY: THE ELECTRICIAN
For this installment we present: Saint Elijah, Patron Saint of Lawn Ornaments
BURKINI IN FRANCE
Finally Muslim women can enjoy public swimming while following Islamic law with the burkini!
DEAD SEA SCROLLS PREDICT 2009 FLOOD
PARIS – The Dead Sea Scrolls predicted that a Great Flood, like the one that destroyed Noah’s world, will sweep the Earth in 2009, drowning at least 2 billion people.
SUPER-SARAH PALIN KNOCKS OUT JOE-TOX
I was as happy as Joe Biden at a Hair Club for Men conference to see Sarah Palin crush Joe Biden in the VP debate last week. Sarah had me at “Hey, can I call you Joe?” It didn’t help that Joe-Tox had a look of surprise frozen on his face from the Botox and his recent eyelift.
