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COLLEGE FOOTBALL RANKINGS: NOTRE DAME #1
TYSONS CORNER, VA — The Fighting Irish of Notre Dame are ranked #1 in the 2010 preseason coaches’ poll.
STEAK ATTACK
DUNNELLON, FL – A woman has been charged over slapping her boyfriend with a raw steak!
MUCK MONSTER
PALM BEACH, FL – A strange creature has been videotaped just off shore in Florida!
ALIENS TO RETIRE IN FLORIDA!
NORTH PORT, FL — A retiree in southwestern Florida has reported that aliens have taken residence in his backyard.
ZOMBIE DENIED SOCIAL SECURITY
MIAMI, FL – One of the first cases that will come before new Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor is a discrimination suit.
21 POLO HORSES DIE AT MATCH
PALM BEACH, FL – Twenty-one thoroughbred horses mysteriously died before a polo match on Sunday. What was the cause?
MYGAR’S TOP TEN TRAVEL SPOTS
Greetings Sentients! Once again this is your most humble host and educator of all things epicurean MYGAR.
WAL-MART GANG
PORT SAINT LUCIE, FL – Gangs are springing up in Wal-Marts around the country, but shoppers continue to risk it in search of good deals.
DAYTONA 500 ENDS IN SACRIFICE
DAYTONA, FL – NASCAR’s most iconic race ended with a rain-out yesterday afternoon, despite pit crews making multiple sacrifices to the rain gods.
GATOR STUCK IN MANHOLE
CAPE CORAL, FL – An alligator was found trapped in a manhole, and mischievous mutant Manigator claims he had nothing to do with it.
