NEW YORK, NY – Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani is preparing to run for Senate in 2010, and President in 2012.

TOKYO – President Obama bowed to Japan’s Emperor Akihito, much to the dismay of America’s Republicans!

NEW YORK, NY – Sarah Palin refused to shake the hand of Oliver Stone at a Saturday Night Live taping.

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama will finally give an interview to Fox News. Both he and the station are preparing for the imminent showdown.

WASHINGTON, DC – The Health Care Bill has passed in the House of Representatives. Joseph Cao, the one Republican to vote for it, is being ostracized by his constituents.

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WASHINGTON, DC – Angry demonstrators were arrested for storming Nancy Pelosi’s office. Citizens used liberal Halloween disguises to get by security.

WASHINGTON, DC – The Health Care Bill may not be ready until 2010. President Obama has threatened to take away Senators’ winter vacation as a result.

WASHINGTON, DC – Democrats finally presented the health care reform bill yesterday and then celebrated into the early hours this morning.

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger vetoed a financing bill in an unorthodox manner.

WASHINGTON, DC – Senator Joe Lieberman has said he will sink the health care bill, just to be a rebel.