WASHINGTON D.C. – President Obama has launched a new plan to keep kids in school. Puts the pressure of under-performing schools to get their act together!

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama held a bipartisan Health Care Summit in Washington yesterday. To keep opposing factions together he summoned the snow gods to bring a blizzard!

LOS ANGELES, CA – The Governator isn’t exactly pleased with the way his fellow Republicans are handling the stimulus package!

WASHINGTON D.C. – During last night’s White House meeting, Joe Biden’s forehead gained most of the attention!

WASHINGTON D.C. – Senator Evan Bayh will not seek re-election this year. Citing an overly partisan climate in Washington he has decided to return to his home planet!

NEW YORK, NY – Joe the Plumber has a pretty big bone to pick with John McCain and Sarah Palin!

WASHINGTON – Two vice presidents have touched gloves and started a battle of words!

HOUSTON, TX – Debra Medina self destructs on the Glenn Beck show. Glenn Beck destructs right back.

WASHINGTON D.C. – President Barack Obama made an announcement Tuesday that if Republicans continue to block all legislation, he will seek punitive action.

NASHVILLE, TN – Sarah Palin caught cheating at the keynote address at the Tea Party convention. Incident will go on her permanent record.