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PUTIN WILL RUN FOR PRESIDENT OF U.S. in 2016!
Vladimir Putin reportedly announced plans to run for President of the United States.
KIM JONG-UN MARRIES MINNIE MOUSE
PYONGYANG, North Korea — Mickey Mouse and North Korea’s new leader, Kim Jong Un, married on state TV.
OBAMA GIVES HIMSELF A RAISE
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order raising his salary to $1 million per year.
OBAMA IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS BEGIN!
On Monday March 12, 2012, Congress is reportedly beginning impeachment proceedings against Barack Obama.
ABE LINCOLN WAS A WOMAN!
The WWN was the first to report the truth about America’s beloved 16th President: Abe was a Babe! Share the truth with the world, with an…
BOB WOODWARD ARRESTED!
The morning after award-winning reporter Bob Woodward took on the White House, he was arrested and sent to Guantanamo. The White House is serious about reporters…
OBAMA LIP-SYNCED INAUGURAL ADDRESS
WWN has learned that President Obama lip-synced his inaugural address.
OBAMA ON NEW DOLLAR BILL
WASHINGTON – The White House has approved the redesign of U.S. currency. Barack Obama will be on the new dollar bill.
JOE BIDEN CONCEDES ELECTION
Late last night, after winning the election, Joe Biden conceded to Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan.
ALIEN PREDICTS ROMNEY LANDSLIDE!
Mitt Romney has secured the coveted endorsement of the Washington space alien P’Lod, who predicts Romney will win in a landslide!
