REPUBLICANS BUYING REAGAN BLOOD!
Vials of Ronald Reagan’s blood are being auctioned off – and Republicans are buying them up and injecting the blood into their bodies!
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Vials of Ronald Reagan’s blood are being auctioned off – and Republicans are buying them up and injecting the blood into their bodies!
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On behalf of the Catholic church, the Leprechaun has challenged President Obama to a cage match!
President Obama has confirmed what Newt Gingrich first announced: Mitt Romney is a vampire.
WASHINGTON – The White House reportedly is set to announce a redesign of the American flag.
GOP insiders are convinced that Mitt Romney will pick Bat Boy as his Vice Presidential nominee.
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WASHINGTON. BREAKING NEWS *** President Barack Obama has just resigned the Presidency of the United States!
Mitt Romney, will be competing in the Olympics in London this summer – on the U.S. Bodyboarding Team.
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