POLITICS

MAYARA TAVARES

Posted on 10 July 2009
By Maleeka Spriggs

NEW YORK, NY – The country is abuzz over a questionable photo of President Obama checking out a young lady!

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PELOSI REJECTS MICHAEL JACKSON RESOLUTION

Posted on 10 July 2009
By Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON, DC – After shutting down a resolution to honor Michael Jackson this week, Nancy Pelosi was voted House Party Pooper.

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LINCOLN’S GHOST TALKS TO OBAMA

Posted on 09 July 2009
By Hideaki Tailor

WASHINGTON, DC – Just as Bill Clinton did before him, President Barack Obama is now getting help in the White House – from Abraham Lincoln’s ghost!

SARAH PALIN PHOTO RETROSPECTIVE

Posted on 08 July 2009
By Samuel T. Westbrook

As Sarah Palin ends her governorship early, Weekly World News invites you to look back on her fascinating life.

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FRANKEN INDUCTED INTO DEMOCRAT CONSPIRACY

Posted on 02 July 2009
By Reginald Cunningham III

MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Al Franken was approved Tuesday to join the US Senate. The Democratic Party will now involve him in their secret plans.

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IRAN’S MICHAEL JACKSON TRIBUTE

Posted on 29 June 2009
By Reginald Cunningham III

TEHRAN – Despite repeated crackdowns, protests in Iran continue. To calm and distract the populace, Ahmedinejad staged a tribute to Michael Jackson.

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GOVERNOR SANFORD’S AFFAIR

Posted on 24 June 2009
By Reginald Cunningham III

COLUMBIA, SC – Governor Mark Sanford returned to work after disappearing over the weekend. Photographic evidence proves he was spending time with his Bigfoot lover.

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McCAIN FOR BOARDING NORTH KOREAN SHIP

Posted on 22 June 2009
By Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON, DC – Senator John McCain wants the US to take a more aggressive stance with North Korea, preferably using a ship that bears his name.

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NORTH KOREA AIMS MISSILE AT HAWAII

Posted on 19 June 2009
By Reginald Cunningham III

HONOLULU, HI – North Korea plans to fire a missile towards Hawaii. Hawaii responded by offering Kim Jong Il a role in a 1960’s style beach movie.

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NORTH KOREA TO INVADE USA

Posted on 18 June 2009
By Hideaki Tailor

UPDATE: It has leaked that North Korea may fire a missile at Hawaii in early July. Is this the beginning of their invasion?

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