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ABE LINCOLN WAS A WOMAN!
The WWN was the first to report the truth about America’s beloved 16th President: Abe was a Babe! Share the truth with the world, with an…
BOB WOODWARD ARRESTED!
The morning after award-winning reporter Bob Woodward took on the White House, he was arrested and sent to Guantanamo. The White House is serious about reporters…
OBAMA IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS BEGIN!
On Monday March 12, 2012, Congress is reportedly beginning impeachment proceedings against Barack Obama.
OBAMA LIP-SYNCED INAUGURAL ADDRESS
WWN has learned that President Obama lip-synced his inaugural address.
OBAMA ON NEW DOLLAR BILL
WASHINGTON – The White House has approved the redesign of U.S. currency. Barack Obama will be on the new dollar bill.
OBAMA TO WRITE NEW U.S. CONSTITUTION
WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama reportedly said The U.S. Constitution is out-of-date, so he is ripping it up and writing a new one.
JOE BIDEN CONCEDES ELECTION
Late last night, after winning the election, Joe Biden conceded to Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan.
ALIEN PREDICTS ROMNEY LANDSLIDE!
Mitt Romney has secured the coveted endorsement of the Washington space alien P’Lod, who predicts Romney will win in a landslide!
OBAMA BUYS $40 MILLION ESTATE IN HAWAII
President Obama and his wife just closed on a mansion in Hawaii and plan to move – in January 2013!
HILLARY TO JOIN OBAMA AT DEBATE TONIGHT!
Hillary Clinton will sit next to President Obama at tonight’s final Presidential debate.
