NEW YORK – Bank of America has added a host of new charges – including The Walking Fee, The Talking Fee and The Looking Fee.

University of Wisconsin, Madison will be putting on Bat Boy: The Musical!

SANTE FE, NM – An alien was caught with a night vision camera – in the act of abducting a woman from her home.

THAILAND – A major new trend in Asia: young girls dressing up as Nazis.

BOSTON – The Tampa Bay Rays clinched the wild card berth – after a major September meltdown by the Boston Red Sox.

SINGAPORE – An “invisible man” is attacking women in downtown Singapore.

PRINCETON, NJ – Princeton Review’s 2011 list of best party schools shocked students from coast-to-coast. Harvard is #1!

HOBOKEN, NJ – Chris Christie returned to NJ from The Reagan Library and took part in the annual Hoboken Donut Eating Contest… and he won!

LOS ANGELES – It was the first day of Dr. Conrad Murrays’ manslaughter trail and who was spotted outside – Michael Jackson!

A team of monkeys finally written the complete works of Shakespeare!