NEW YORK – Bank of America has added a host of new charges – including The Walking Fee, The Talking Fee and The Looking Fee.
Month: September 2011
BAT BOY INVADES WISCONSIN!
University of Wisconsin, Madison will be putting on Bat Boy: The Musical!
ALIEN ABDUCTION CAPTURED ON NIGHT VISION CAMERA
SANTE FE, NM – An alien was caught with a night vision camera – in the act of abducting a woman from her home.
RED SOX CURSED AGAIN!
BOSTON – The Tampa Bay Rays clinched the wild card berth – after a major September meltdown by the Boston Red Sox.
INVISIBLE MAN ATTACKS WOMEN
SINGAPORE – An “invisible man” is attacking women in downtown Singapore.
PRINCETON REVIEW: HARVARD IS #1 PARTY SCHOOL
PRINCETON, NJ – Princeton Review’s 2011 list of best party schools shocked students from coast-to-coast. Harvard is #1!
CHRIS CHRISTIE WINS DONUT EATING CONTEST!
HOBOKEN, NJ – Chris Christie returned to NJ from The Reagan Library and took part in the annual Hoboken Donut Eating Contest… and he won!
MICHAEL JACKSON SPOTTED OUTSIDE COURTHOUSE
LOS ANGELES – It was the first day of Dr. Conrad Murrays’ manslaughter trail and who was spotted outside – Michael Jackson!
A MILLION MONKEYS WRITE SHAKESPEARE
A team of monkeys finally written the complete works of Shakespeare!