CANANDAIGUA, NY – Ringo Starr was leaving the stage after his concert last night, when Pete Best, the first drummer of The Beatles shot him with a handgun.
Month: July 2010
MEL GIBSON CALLS THE OLD SPICE GUY
NEW YORK, NY – Mel Gibson is looking for advice and is contacting perhaps the only person that can help him!
ANGIE CROMAR
UTAH – Giving birth to two children is certainly difficult enough. Having them a week apart is a different story!
TEENS GET HIGH LISTENING TO MEL GIBSON TAPES
NEW YORK, NY – They put on their headphones, drape hoods over their head and drift off into a world of “Mel highs.”
CHINA OIL SPILL
CHINA – A second oil spill on the other side of the globe threatens wildlife and international waters!
BP CAUGHT USING PHOTOSHOPPED IMAGE
NEW ORLEANS – BP wants the oil spill to go away so bad that it’s resorting to extreme measures.
SENATE VOTES TO GIVE UNEMPLOYED NEW HOUSES, CARS
WASHINGTON – The Senate voted 60-40 on Tuesday to move forward with buying new houses and cars for all unemployed Americans.