NEW YORK, NY – Watching Ricky Barnes and Luke Glover play the US Open this weekend, many viewers were left with one question: ‘Who the hell are these guys?’
Month: June 2009
LOCH NESS MONSTER OF THE VOSGES
PARIS – A small town in eastern France is on high alert after multiple sightings of an elusive creature.
McCAIN FOR BOARDING NORTH KOREAN SHIP
WASHINGTON, DC – Senator John McCain wants the US to take a more aggressive stance with North Korea, preferably using a ship that bears his name.
CORPSE FLOWER
LOS ANGELES, CA – Thousands have attended the Huntington Botanical Gardens in order to catch a rare glimpse of a blooming corpse flower.
NORTH KOREA AIMS MISSILE AT HAWAII
HONOLULU, HI – North Korea plans to fire a missile towards Hawaii. Hawaii responded by offering Kim Jong Il a role in a 1960’s style beach movie.
ED ANGER SAYS: WELCOME BACK, GEORGE BUSH!
I was happier than Lindsay Lohan at an open bar to see President George Bush – “W. the Great”— back in the saddle yesterday!
ALL SAINTS THURSDAY
Weekly World News is debuting a new weekly feature, honoring the lesser known saints we tend to forget.