Aliens from the planet Gootan have seized the brain of Rudy Giuliani, the former mayor of New York City and the personal lawyer of President Donald J. Trump. Gootan-X-118-L, the overlord of Gootan—all inhabitants of the planet share its name, with minor variations—announced the seizure in a press release sent last week. According to the … READ MORE
SANDOUPING, CHINA – Seven alien spaceships from Planet Gootan landed in this town near the Yangtze River in China. Â Citizens of Sandouping have seen UFO activity before, but there has never been a reported landing of alien spaceships. Chinese authorities have confirmed to Weekly World News that seven spaceships landed near the Three Gorges Dam … READ MORE
American scientists reviewing a paper about a new species of spider discovered in Sweden were surprised when that discovery was dwarfed by a second, even more monumental, find. The letter “e,” as it turns out, is not just part of our alphabet, but an extraterrestrial being that has been on Earth for nearly two thousand … READ MORE
Large metallic balls are falling on Miami. NASA confirms that the alien space balls began falling early last week. They also confirm the space balls are from Planet Zeeba. The hollow balls have a circumference of between 4 and 10 feet. They have been found all across Miami, including the prestigious South Beach area. In … READ MORE
WASHINGTON, DC – Three giant alien spaceships are approaching earth and should land on the planet in early November of this year. The United States is officially on “alien red alert” and the rest of the globe is preparing for the arrival of three gigantic alien spaceships that appear to be hostile. The aliens spaceships … READ MORE
Hillary Clinton has reunited with her alien lover, P’Lod. The former First Lady is thrilled to be back in P’Lod’s arms and, as always, is grateful for his political guidance. Hillary first fell for P’Lod in 1993 not long after her husband’s first year in office. “She felt very closed in at The White House. … READ MORE
UPDATE: NASA scientists have reportedly confirmed that the planet Nibiru will collide with Earth in November of this year.
Donald J. Trump has received his biggest endorsement of the election year. From an illegal Alien!
