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Undead Demand Health Insurance

October 1, 2008 by Gerry Dorsey

Washington, DC – The nation’s undead community is demanding the right to health insurance—and it is a battle it can win, say experts.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags congress, democrat, democratic, garlic, government, holy water, president, president bush, republicans, senator mccain, senator obama, undead, vampires, washington d.c., werewolves

Dwarf Vampires

February 6, 2023September 22, 2008 by Gerry Dorsey

Seattle emergency room physicians been dealing with a rash of patients suffering from strange ankle bites

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags vampires

Giant Vampire Bat Bites Miner's Butt

February 6, 2023September 12, 2008 by Gerry Dorsey

A coal miner is nursing a sore tush and a fear that he’s destined to join the ranks of the undead!

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags bat, blood, coal mine, doctor, hospital, vampires
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