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KATE BECKINSALE STUCK AS ZOMBIE

January 23, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

LOS ANGELES, CA – Horror movie actress Kate Beckinsale applied zombie make-up to her face six weeks ago and hasn’t been able to remove it!

Categories Celebs Tags vampires, werewolves, zombies

BAT BOY LINES UP TO MEET 'TWILIGHT' STAR

February 6, 2023November 13, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Whether he’s a fan of the books or just trying to make friends, Bat Boy was spotted waiting in line to meet the star of the upcoming film “Twilight”.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, batboy, mosquitoes, pennsylvania, philadelphia, robert pattinson, twilight, vampires

EU Urges Integration of Vampires

October 3, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM – The European Union has taken action to integrate one of its least recognized minorities: vampires.

The move was a reaction to an Italian ruling to put crosses on top of every street sign and lamp-post in the country, a move many feel was aimed directly at the vampire community.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags belgium, blood, brussels, cape, europe, european union, vampires

Undead Demand Health Insurance

October 1, 2008 by Gerry Dorsey

Washington, DC – The nation’s undead community is demanding the right to health insurance—and it is a battle it can win, say experts.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags congress, democrat, democratic, garlic, government, holy water, president, president bush, republicans, senator mccain, senator obama, undead, vampires, washington d.c., werewolves

Dwarf Vampires

February 6, 2023September 22, 2008 by Gerry Dorsey

Seattle emergency room physicians been dealing with a rash of patients suffering from strange ankle bites

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags vampires

Giant Vampire Bat Bites Miner's Butt

February 6, 2023September 12, 2008 by Gerry Dorsey

A coal miner is nursing a sore tush and a fear that he’s destined to join the ranks of the undead!

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags bat, blood, coal mine, doctor, hospital, vampires
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