LIMA – Rabid vampire bats are swarming over Lima!
Bella may prefer Edward to Jacob, but when it comes to Kristen Stewart, she’s Team Alien all the way.
VENICE – An archaeologist excavating mass graves of plague victims in Venice has discovered the skull of an alleged vampire!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Sophia Loren was summoned to present at the 81st Academy Awards last night, but many of the younger actresses were warned to stay away.
LOS ANGELES, CA – Horror movie actress Kate Beckinsale applied zombie make-up to her face six weeks ago and hasn’t been able to remove it!
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Whether he’s a fan of the books or just trying to make friends, Bat Boy was spotted waiting in line to meet the star of the upcoming film “Twilight”.
BRUSSELS, BELGIUM – The European Union has taken action to integrate one of its least recognized minorities: vampires.
The move was a reaction to an Italian ruling to put crosses on top of every street sign and lamp-post in the country, a move many feel was aimed directly at the vampire community.
Washington, DC – The nation’s undead community is demanding the right to health insurance—and it is a battle it can win, say experts.
Seattle emergency room physicians been dealing with a rash of patients suffering from strange ankle bites
A coal miner is nursing a sore tush and a fear that he’s destined to join the ranks of the undead!