CUPERTINO, CA – On Friday, Steve Jobs announced his solution for iPhone 4 customers: “stop making phone calls!”
NEW YORK, NY – “The Big Apple” is set to stop its secrecy and unveil its latest product!
BURBANK, CA – One talk shot host apparently didn’t win any friends over at Apple with her humor!
UPDATE: Steve Jobs has just announced he will be taking a leave of absence – in order to complete his gender re-assignment!
LAS VEGAS, NV – The Death Ray app has made its premiere at the popular Consumer Electronics Show amidst drama and fear.
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – It was revealed this week that cancer survivor and Apple CEO Steve Jobs was undergoing hormone therapy to counteract his notable weight loss.
UPDATE: Death-ray-wielding open source software supporters are expected to crash the MacWorld convention in San Francisco.