TEENAGE SPACE ALIENS ARE STEALING OUR GLACIERS FOR PARTY ICE!

THE REAL REASON FOR GLOBAL WARMING The cause of global warming – otherwise known as “climate change” – has been a source of great contention for years. Scientists attribute it to mankind’s flooding the environment with fluorocarbons, while non-scientists blame it on a natural cycle. But astronomers recently discovered the REAL reason – teenage space … READ MORE

MRS. CLAUS ARRESTED IN THE NORTH POLE

NORTH POLE, AK – Just when it seems that things couldn’t get worse for Christmas, authorities arrested Mrs. Claus in the North Pole today. They stormed Mrs. Claus’s Snowy Heights penthouse, arresting Mrs. Claus, Blitzen, and Donner. They seized evidence including personal computers, toys, and pumpkin pies.  The trio were apprehended soon after Rudolph the … READ MORE