Millions of Facebook users are dropping the service each month!
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MARK ZUCKERBERG: ANIMAL KILLER
PALO ALTO – Facebook founder and CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, loves to kill animals and eat them.
FRIENDSTER TO SHUT DOWN MAY 31ST
NEW YORK – Friendster, the once dominant social network announced it’s shutting down on May 31st.
U.S. BAILS OUT FACEBOOK!
WASHINGTON – With March 15th approaching and the threat of Facebook shutting down, the U.S. decided to bailout Facebook!
iPHONE USERS FACE EXTINCTION
WASHINGTON – Steve Jobs teams up with Senator John McCain to deal with iPhone-addicted Americans.
GOLDMAN SACHS BANS U.S. INVESTORS FROM FACEBOOK
NEW YORK – In a ruse to cover-up the fact that Facebook is shutting down, Goldman Sachs announced that U.S. citizens are banned from investing in Facebook.
PERSON OF THE YEAR
NEW YORK – Weekly World News announces Man and Woman of the Year: Dr. Dylan Evans and Dr. Rossana Kennedy.
