Seeking to further disrupt Town Hall health care meetings Republicans have sent in their secret weapon, Manigator!
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FOX AND FRIENDS: AMERICANS MARRY OTHER SPECIES
NEW YORK, NY – Fox News stated yesterday that America is not pure since people marry “other species and ethnics.” Mutants around the country are now up in arms.
JON AND KATE SPEND 10TH ANNIVERSARY APART
SARASOTA, FL – Jon and Kate Gosselin spent their 10th wedding anniversary apart last week. While Kate played with the children at their Pennsylvania home, Jon was at a bar in Florida, with Manigator.
DONTDATEHIMGIRL.COM
THE EVERGLADES – Elusive cryptid Manigator has found himself in trouble yet again. The half-man half-alligator mutant is listed on DontDateHimGirl.com
BRISTOL PALIN, LEVI JOHNSTON SPLIT
FORT MYERS, FL – Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin, daughter of Governor Sarah Palin, have broken up. Now Bristol has been spotted with notorious ex-con Manigator.
MARDI GRAS BANS MUTANT
NEW ORLEANS, LA – After an altercation with police Monday night, the half-man half-alligator mutant Manigator has been banned from Tuesday’s Mardi Gras celebrations.
CHRIS JERICHO FIGHT WITH MUTANT
VICTORIA, BC – Pro wrestler Chris Jericho was assaulted after a match this weekend. It now seems Manigator, the half-man half-alligator mutant, started the fight.
MATT DILLON BLAMES CRYPTID
BURLINGTON, VT – Over the holidays, Matt Dillon was arrested for driving 106mph in rural Vermont. His reason for doing so: “Manigator made me do it.”
NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS
NEW YORK, NY – To welcome in the new year, Weekly World News flew in some of the years biggest shakers and news makers for a holiday party.
BUSH PARDONS MANIGATOR
CRAWFORD, TX – Bush Administration officials have announced the latest recipient of a Presidential pardon.