JACKSONVILLE, FL – Rick Warren was attacked by the half-alligator mutant Manigator at a press conference earlier today.
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"MANIGATOR DUNDEE" SNUBBED
OSCEOLA, FL – Manigator, the half-man half-alligator mutant, was outraged this week that his debut movie was passed over by the Golden Globes.
MANIGATOR SETS HIS SIGHTS ON LOHAN
Although reported to be dating the recently single Paris Hilton, it appears that Manigator has set his reptilian sights on the newest rumored single lady: Lindsay Lohan.
MANIGATOR TERRORISES MACY'S DAY PARADE
NEW YORK, NY – Macy’s 150th annual Thanksgiving Day Parade drew thousands to New York City yesterday including one unwelcome guest, Manigator.
PARIS HILTON FINDS NEW LOVE
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – After dumping recent boyfriend, Paris is going where no human woman as gone before.
BAT BOY HATES PROP 8
NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy was spotted taking part in Proposition 8 protests this past weekend.
EXTREME MAKEOVER: MANIGATOR EDITION
HOMESTEAD, FL – “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” was gracious enough to feature Manigator on last week’s episode. In usual form, Manigator was not gracious in return.
MANIGATOR DANCES WITH ELLEN
LOS ANGELES, CA – Popular daytime talk show The Ellen DeGeneres Show was interrupted by infamous mutant, Manigator.
MANIGATOR UPSETS MCCAIN RALLY
KEY LARGO, FL – Manigator flees arrest at a McCain rally where he bit a man he claimed was “Un-American.”
MANIGATOR SPOTTED ON GEORGIA BEACH
JEKYLL ISLAND, GA – A terrifying creature with the head of a man and the scaly body of an alligator was seen making its way along Georgia’s Jekyll Island