spelling bee

MOB WAR AVOIDED THROUGH SPELLING BEE

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LEARNING TO SPELL “CARNAGE” HELPS THEM AVOID IT! Law enforcement agencies across the nation are breathing a sigh of relief, today, after a full-blown Mafia war was averted through, of all things, a spelling bee. Tensions between New York’s Gambiossi clan and New Jersey’s Cheezetti mob were about to explode when this alternative method was … READ MORE

SWARM OF BEES CAUSE CHAOS AT SPELLING BEE!

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BEES TAKE FIRST! A nightmarish scene broke out this past Thursday evening when a swarm of bees broke free from their cage at a State Fair Spelling Bee in Frisco, Indiana. The event – heralded as an exciting “bee-bee” crossover by the Honey Bee Conservatory – was an unmitigated, terrifying disaster, a day that will … READ MORE