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MONTERREY – A vampire woman is on the loose in Mexico.
A new Pew Research Poll reveals that 19% of American teens are vampires.
VENICE – An archaeologist excavating mass graves of plague victims in Venice has discovered the skull of an alleged vampire!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Sophia Loren was summoned to present at the 81st Academy Awards last night, but many of the younger actresses were warned to stay away.
WASHINGTON, DC – Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that he is a Vampire. At a press conference in the hours before dawn, Cheney stated, “I am an Undead-American.”
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Whether he’s a fan of the books or just trying to make friends, Bat Boy was spotted waiting in line to meet the star of the upcoming film “Twilight”.