THE THREE STOOGES RETURN… AS VAMPIRES!

HE WHO NYUKS Perhaps no slapstick comedy act is as …

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STUDY: 1 IN 5 AMERICAN TEENS IS A VAMPIRE

A new Pew Research Poll reveals that 19% of American teens are vampires.

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SOPHIA LOREN UNDEAD?

LOS ANGELES, CA – Sophia Loren was summoned to present at the 81st Academy Awards last night, but many of the younger actresses were warned to stay away.

CHENEY COMES OUT OF THE COFFIN

WASHINGTON, DC – Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that he is a Vampire.  At a press conference in the hours before dawn, Cheney stated, “I am an Undead-American.”

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BAT BOY LINES UP TO MEET 'TWILIGHT' STAR

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Whether he’s a fan of the books or just trying to make friends, Bat Boy was spotted waiting in line to meet the star of the upcoming film “Twilight”.

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