NOVOSIBIRSK – A vampire has been killing thousands of goats in Russia.
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ROMNEY IS A VAMPIRE
President Obama has confirmed what Newt Gingrich first announced: Mitt Romney is a vampire.
VAMPIRE KILLS RUSSIAN LIVESTOCK
STUDY: 1 IN 5 AMERICAN TEENS IS A VAMPIRE
A new Pew Research Poll reveals that 19% of American teens are vampires.
VAMPIRE SKULL FOUND
VENICE – An archaeologist excavating mass graves of plague victims in Venice has discovered the skull of an alleged vampire!
SOPHIA LOREN UNDEAD?
LOS ANGELES, CA – Sophia Loren was summoned to present at the 81st Academy Awards last night, but many of the younger actresses were warned to stay away.
CHENEY COMES OUT OF THE COFFIN
WASHINGTON, DC – Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that he is a Vampire. At a press conference in the hours before dawn, Cheney stated, “I am an Undead-American.”
BAT BOY LINES UP TO MEET 'TWILIGHT' STAR
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Whether he’s a fan of the books or just trying to make friends, Bat Boy was spotted waiting in line to meet the star of the upcoming film “Twilight”.