DONT’ MISS – BAT BOY, THE MUSICAL – at Cathedral High School in Los Angeles!
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MYSTERY MISSILE LAUNCH
LOS ANGELES – A mysterious missile was launched off Venice Beach in California. Authorities believe America may be under attack by aliens.
BOTOX SHORTAGE GRIPS BEVERLY HILLS!
BEVERLY HILLS – Plastic surgeons across the city have confirmed a serious Botox shortage. There’s fighting in the streets!
JOHN MAYER AT MICHAEL JACKSON'S MEMORIAL
LOS ANGELES, CA – John Mayer performed at Michael Jackson’s memorial last night. Sources confirm that Mayer was never invited and instead snuck in.
CORPSE FLOWER
LOS ANGELES, CA – Thousands have attended the Huntington Botanical Gardens in order to catch a rare glimpse of a blooming corpse flower.
6 SIGNS YOUR DOCTOR IS AN ALIEN
Thousands of aliens are masquerading as doctors in America and the patients who go to them are being subjected to unethical medical treatment, a leading researcher warns.
LINDSAY LOHAN HIT WITH RESTRAINING ORDER
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Lindsay Lohan needs counseling, not a restraining order.
JESSICA BIEL IN POWDER BLUE
LOS ANGELES, CA – Actress Jessica Biel is starring in the upcoming film “Powder Blue” as a single-mom stripper. She is now discussing the research and training she did for the role.