BAT BOY QUALIFIES FOR DEBATE!

He’s Ready to Rumble! Every Democratic debate has been slightly different, from the crowded stages late last year to the more recent, winnowed-down fields. The next one will be the most different yet, not just because former New York mayor Mike Bloomberg has qualified, but also because Bat Boy has. “That’s right,” said Bat Boy’s … READ MORE

FAMED VENTRILOQUIST AND DUMMY TO SPLIT?

DIVORCE COURT IS STYMIED! World-renowned ventriloquist Dayton Feathers and his wisecracking dummy, Missie, seem to be heading for a split. And it’s making the Las Vegas Divorce Court somewhat unhinged. “Seriously,” said a court spokesman, “how does this even work? We’re talking about a sixty-year-old man and a piece of wood. Okay, I’ll admit Missie … READ MORE

FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE – LIVE IN VEGAS

LAS VEGAS, NV – The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are at it again. They have stunned fans (and foes) with news of their upcoming Las Vegas residency. Death, War, Famine, and Conquest signed a multi-million dollar deal with Circus Circus. The deal will have the sinister foursome performing for rapt audiences until Spring 2020.  … READ MORE