LAS VEGAS – Jerry Lewis, the former host of the MDA telethon was kidnapped last night.
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O.J. CONFESSES TO OPRAH!
LAS VEGAS – O.J. Simpson has confessed to Oprah Winfrey that he murdered his former wife and Ron Goldman.
HAWKING TO JUDGE MISS USA
LAS VEGAS — Physicist Stephen Hawking has signed on to be a judge at the 2011 Miss USA Pageant next month.
MAN RAPED BY HOOKER
LAS VEGAS – A college student is suing a Las Vegas Escort agency after he was forced to have sex with a hooker he paid for.
HARRY REID DECLARED WINNER!
LAS VEGAS – Early voting has assured victory for Harry Reid in next week’s midterm elections.
BOLTON TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT
LAS VEGAS – Michael Bolton announced today that he is running for President of the United States in 2012.