(And if you don’t like it, go hug a liberal pumpkin, you snowflake!) Listen up, you candy-hoarding, fog-machine-fondling freaks of the night! It’s October 31, 2025, and here I am, hunkered down in my bunker with a shotgun loaded with rock salt and a bowl of plain old Hershey bars . The kind of bars … READ MORE
NEW OWNER AND GHOSTS BECOME BUSINESS PARTNERS! Staring up at The Helstrom Hotel in Berry Hills, New Jersey, one can’t help being transported to another time, another place. The Hotel resembles a collision between the Munster’s house and The Adams Family’s abode. It’s recently been renovated and it’s picture-perfect. Oh, and it’s haunted. This reporter … READ MORE
GENERATION X REPORTS THE MOST PARANORMAL ACTIVITY! Washington, D.C – A new report from the FBI finds Generation X (those born between 1965 – 1980) were the most likely to report paranormal activity. This far exceeds their portion of the adult population. “For decades Baby Boomers have been our biggest reporting bloc,” says FBI researcher … READ MORE
THE UNTOLD TOLL OF LOCKDOWN I’ve been feeling an uptick in paranormal energy. The free-floating wandering kind. I’m sure you’ve noticed it, too. To find out what’s been going on I contacted Charlie Mason of The Veil, an elite ghost hunting team. He confirmed what I’d been sensing. “We’re getting a lot more ghost hunting … READ MORE
Dying is hard. Marriage harder. At least according to long dead, Haitian ghost pirate, Captain Teague, who Recently divorced his living Irish wife. His now ex-wife, was reaching out to the paranormal world when they met and fell in love. “I should have known on our first date, it wasn’t going to work. She said … READ MORE
New aerosol spray eliminates demons, ghosts & ghouls! Pesky demons, devils, ghosts, and ghouls will head for the hills and never come back. All you have to do is hit them with Spook Spurn! It’s the exciting new aerosol spray that savvy marketers call “Exorcist in a Can.” “It really works,” gushes Marlon Brattleborough, chief … READ MORE
THAT GHOST IS FAMOUS! We’ve had celebrity impersonators: think of Elvis. We’ve had celebrity holograms: Tupac was brought back to life by technology, as was Whitney Houston. Now we have celebrity ghosts. In the first months of this year, Americans have reported a more than 300 percent increase in the sighting of ghosts of famous … READ MORE
COSTA MESA, CA – Margaret Thatcher’s ghost is causing nothing but trouble for a popular Southern California pub. The Harp Inn of Costa Mesa has their fair share of characters but nothing prepared them for the unusually disorderly, expired Prime Minister. Guests and staff alike have encountered the spectral lady and love to trade stories … READ MORE
“The kids loved it,” insists Principal The controversial Amityville House Daycare Center is scheduled to be shuttered this week and Principal of the Center and owner of the legendary house is crying foul. “I knew I was sailing into uncharted seas when I thought of this idea two years ago,” says Peter Scribbling, “but I … READ MORE
Frank Sinatra, the legendary singer who passed away in 1998, is continuing his tough-guy ways in the great beyond. Soon after he arrived, according to eyewitness reports, he surrounded himself with former friends and associates, including the ghosts of Sammy Davis Jr., Joey Bishop, and Peter Lawford. Sinatra started calling the new group The Bat … READ MORE