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DEAR DOTTI – AMERICA’s MOST OUTSPOKEN NEW COLUMNIST 10.02.26

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All Hallow’s Eve draws near and with it, the end of humanity! So decorate, celebrate and don’t complain about it, whiners! Ye be warned! All unoccupied property WILL turn into a Spirit Halloween! Keep the rent nice and current…Brawhahahaha! editor@weeklyworldnews.com – if it’s a real problem, call someone who cares. If you want Dotti advice, … READ MORE

HALLOWEEN IN 2025: BACK IN MY DAY, IT WAS APPLES AND GHOST STORIES – NOW IT’S A $20 BILLION CIRCUS OF SIN AND SPARKLY WITCHES!

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(And if you don’t like it, go hug a liberal pumpkin, you snowflake!) Listen up, you candy-hoarding, fog-machine-fondling freaks of the night! It’s October 31, 2025, and here I am, hunkered down in my bunker with a shotgun loaded with rock salt and a bowl of plain old Hershey bars . The kind of bars … READ MORE