A massive sinkhole opened up in a residential neighborhood in Windermere, Florida that was 100 feet across and nearly 50 feet deep.
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JUNIOR FUN TAN
BRICK, N.J. – Beach Front Inc., a tanning bed company, has launched a line of child-friendly tanning beds called Junior Fun Tan.
THE TIM TEBOW CRUISE
NEW YORK – Tim Tebow is hitting the high seas with Carnival Cruises for a faith-based football cruise this May.
GINGRICH: “I’M GOING TO COLONIZE THE MOON”
Newt Gingrich plans to colonize the moon in two years and it make it the 51st State, if Newt becomes President.
POPE TO ATTEND BRONCOS-PATRIOTS GAME!
VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI announced that he will attend the Denver Broncos playoff game against the New England Patriots.
SHARKS UNDER ALIEN MIND CONTROL
PALM BEACH, FL – Thousand of sharks under alien mind control have been spotted just off the coast of south Florida.
RICK PERRY WISHES AUDIENCE "HAPPY EASTER"
NEW HAMPSHIRE – Rick Perry continues his gafffetastic campaign. He told an audience last night: I hope the Easter Bunny is good to y’all.”
