And The Reason May Shock You! Bat Boy, the iconoclastic independent whose every move seems to shake up this year’s presidential campaign season, has done it again. On a day that is seeing primary voting in fourteen states and one territory (American Samoa, in case you’re in civics class—and take note that it’s a caucus … READ MORE
The Elusive Sasquatch Reveals Hidden Talent for Grilling and Chilling! Deep in the heart of the Pacific Northwest, amidst the towering evergreens, a scene unfolded on Memorial Day that left witnesses astonished. Bigfoot was spotted organizing the most epic picnic celebration ever seen! Armed with an apron and spatula, this elusive legend showcased an unexpectedly … READ MORE
Creepy Company is delighted to team up again with our reliable friends at Weekly World News to bring you even more officially-licensed items. Our collection launch in the Summer was a newsworthy success, and we’re excited to add more eye-opening items onto the pile. Does your cave need some sprucing up? We recommend our new Bat Boy blanket, a cozy collectible recreating … READ MORE
“Everyone has a little. The question is…how much?” In my Wurlitzer Prize-winning article “How to Tell if You’re a Clone” I introduced readers to 23&Me&Me&Me, a company using DNA to determine if you’re a clone. Well, the geniuses behind that company are at it again with ‘SquatchWatch, an amazing new product that identifies exact amounts … READ MORE
Every day courtrooms across the country hear child support cases. One parent files against the other for financial support of a child. When a parent gets behind in their payments, or doesn’t fulfill their court ordered obligations, they are in jeopardy of legal trouble. Sadly, it’s not an uncommon story anymore. But a Washington State … READ MORE
BAT BOY 2020 CAMPAIGN READY TO TAKE ON TRUMP AND BIDEN! WASHINGTON, DC. – At a press conference at the Lincoln Memorial, Bat Boy announced that Bigfoot will be his 2020 Vice Presidential.running mate! Bat Boy had originally planned on selecting Bigfoot, but then Bigfoot went missing for several month. There was a lot of … READ MORE
MONTANA – Bigfoot has gone missing! He surprised everyone when left the campaign trail – where he is running as Bat Boy’s VP. Many people were shocked to learn that Bigfoot left the bunker in West Virginia. Bat Boy and his campaign staff have been hunkered down there during the pandemic. “We were all sitting … READ MORE
CALMING NERVES DURING THE STOCK MARKET SWOON! NEW YORK CITY – Bigfoot Hooker arrived on Wall Street on Thursday, March 12. Since then she has been doing her part to make sure that traders, brokers and investment bankers on Wall Street stay calm and relaxed, “Helen” first took up the profession in Northern Minnesota. But … READ MORE
ARE WING VOTERS SWING VOTERS? Bats are not allowed to vote. Yet. But if Bat Boy gets his way, we may soon see a change in the nation’s election policies. Campaigning in South Carolina this week in advance of the state’s upcoming primary, Bat Boy announced his desire to explore expanding the vote to include … READ MORE
