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BIGFOOT HOOKER ON WALL STREET!

March 17, 2020March 16, 2020 by Frank Lake

CALMING NERVES DURING THE STOCK MARKET SWOON! NEW YORK CITY – Bigfoot Hooker arrived on Wall Street on Thursday, March 12. Since then she has been doing her part to make sure that traders, brokers and investment bankers on Wall Street stay calm and relaxed, “Helen” first took up the profession in Northern Minnesota. But … READ MORE

BAT BOY SEEKS THE BAT VOTE!

February 27, 2020 by Boyce Day

ARE WING VOTERS SWING VOTERS? Bats are not allowed to vote. Yet. But if Bat Boy gets his way, we may soon see a change in the nation’s election policies. Campaigning in South Carolina this week in advance of the state’s upcoming primary, Bat Boy announced his desire to explore expanding the vote to include … READ MORE

LESTER CAINE REPORTS: BIGFOOT HAS A TWIN!

February 21, 2020February 21, 2020 by Lester Caine

Award-Winning Weekly World News reporter, Lester Caine, takes to the streets to get reactions to his breaking story about Bigfoot’s Twin! Once again, Lester proves he’s the world’s most reliable reporter!

BIGFINGERS!

February 19, 2020 by Frank Lake

New ape species discovered in Colorado. LAKE COUNTY, CO – After hiking to the summit of Mount Elbert, zoologist Jeff Sanders knew his career was made when he saw a very unusual primate overturning large stones, looking for grubs to eat. “The creature was about three feet tall,” said Sanders. “It had a humanoid face … READ MORE

MILEY CYRUS DATING BIGFOOT!

February 14, 2020 by Frank Lake

THE CELEBRITY COUPLE WAS SEEN IN MALIBU ON VALENTINE’S DAY! HOLLYWOOD, CA – Publicists for Miley Cyrus confirmed to Weekly World News that she is now dating Bigfoot. The wild man of the woods, however, is not making any comments about his new relationship. Since Miley Cyrus broke up with Liam Hemsworth, she has been … READ MORE

BIGFOOT HOOKER TELLS ALL

January 22, 2020January 15, 2020 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – The latest Washington sex scandal makes the Presidential Impeachment trial look like an innocent game of spin the bottle. At least 46 top politicians – including Sen. Bob Menendez, Sen Lindsay Grahan, and Congresswoman Lucy Williams – have reportedly had flings with the world’s first Bigfoot hooker! And shockingly, the sexy Sasquatch, … READ MORE

BAT BOY PICKS BIGFOOT FOR RUNNING MATE!

December 1, 2019December 1, 2019 by Frank Lake

ANCHORAGE, AL – Bat Boy has decided on his 2020 running mate. After careful consideration, he has chosen Bigfoot to join him in his independent run for The White House! Bat Boy/Bigfoot 2020! After weeks of discussions with some of today’s biggest political consultants -David Axelrod, Karl Rove, Steve Bannon, Van Jones and Bill Clinton … READ MORE

BIGFOOT HAS A TWIN BROTHER!

November 15, 2019November 14, 2019 by Boyce Day

Woodbeast came out to support Bigfoot’s Vice Presidential campaign in 2020. SUNBURY, PA – Local residents have always whispered about Bigfoot sightings, but they picked up considerably over the course of 2019. “It used to be once or twice a year,” said Jason Eckhart, who owns a hardware store. “Then it was once or twice a month. … READ MORE

BIGFOOT BACK IN THE WOODS!

October 9, 2019October 4, 2019 by Frank Lake

ANCHORAGE, AK – Bigfoot was spotted in the woods outside the city after leaving St. Elias Specialty Hospital. Bigfoot was taken to the hospital a month ago with a torn ACL. Bigfoot underwent a nine-hour surgery. Doctors wanted the beast to make a full recovery, but it was a difficult procedure. “Needless to say, we … READ MORE

BIGFOOT SKULL FOUND!

August 30, 2024May 9, 2014 by Tap Vann

A scientist in Idaho found a fossilized Bigfoot skull.

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