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ATLANTIS RESURFACES! RECONSIDERS! RESUBMERGES!

April 29, 2020 by Brick Rivers

“WHAT IN HADES WAS I THINKING?” SAYS KING. The legendary lost continent of Atlantis, long-thought to be a myth, resurfaced last Thursday in an area of the Atlantic Ocean known as “The Bermuda Triangle.” The King of Atlantis immediately summoned Weekly World News to witness the event. After bringing us to the futuristic land via … READ MORE

GOOGLE EARTH FINDS ATLANTIS!

February 7, 2012 by Hideaki Tailor

Google Earth map has been updated and you can now see a gridlike pattern proving the underwater city of Atlantis had been found.

OBAMA SELLS NASA TO RUSSIA

July 11, 2011 by Tap Vann

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – After the Space Shuttle Atlantis blasted off for the last time, President Obama sold NASA – and all its parts – to Russia.

ATLANTIS FOUND!

March 13, 2011 by Tap Vann

SPAIN – A U.S-led research team has located the lost city of Atlantis, in mud flats in southern Spain.

ATLANTIS FOUND ON GOOGLE MAPS!

January 11, 2011 by WWN Staff

DINGLE, Ire. – After years of extensive searching, the lost city of Atlantis has been found – on Google Maps!

ALIENS DESTROYED ATLANTIS

August 3, 2009 by Erik Van Datiken

The lost continent of Atlantis was vaporized in a horrifying nuclear attack by aliens who wanted to destroy all evidence of their landing on Earth.

CRYSTAL SKULL HEALS THE SICK

July 6, 2009 by Erik Van Datiken

A 12,000 year old quartz crystal skull, which is believed to be an artifact from the Lost Continent of Atlantis, can heal the terminally ill.

MARS TRADED WITH ANCIENT EGYPT

May 13, 2009 by Erik Van Datiken

BERN – Swiss scientists say they can prove beyond a doubt that the Lost City of Atlantis was on Mars, and its astronauts traded with ancient Egypt for thousands of years!

MYGAR’S TOP TEN TRAVEL SPOTS

April 6, 2009 by Charlie Hopkins

Greetings Sentients! Once again this is your most humble host and educator of all things epicurean MYGAR.

LOST CITY OF ATLANTIS FOUND?

February 20, 2009 by Marge Floori

CANARY ISLANDS – A perfect rectangle of criss-crossing lines has been found on the ocean floor 620 miles off the coast of West Africa. Is this the lost city of Atlantis?