WASHINGTON, DC – A recently released memo by the FBI proves that aliens did land in Roswell, New Mexico.
Aliens
MILLIONS OF DEAD SARDINES
REDONDO BEACH – Millions of dead sardines washed up in a marina. Authorities have confirmed that the fish were killed by aliens.
BRITISH UFO FILES
LONDON – Britain released its X files on Thursday – more than 8,000 pages of reports of UFO sightings and close encounters of the third kind.
CHARLIE SHEEN HIRES ALIEN AS NEW PUBLICIST
HOLLYWOOD – Charlie Sheen has hired an alien as new publicist. And they are both “winning” according to Sheen.
SILVER STREAK IN THE SKY!
PENNSYLVANIA – A silver streak flashed across the east coast last night. Authorities confirm that it was an alien spaceship!
BENT WHALE
HONOLULU — Whale experts believe a sick whale spotted off Kauai this week may be suffering from curvature of the spine.









