NEW YORK – The U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials sent a team of Alien Hunters to Brazil to hunt a rogue alien swarm.
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ALIEN BODIES FOUND IN HIMALAYAS
American and Nepalese authorities have recovered the bodies of six aliens ship from an ice pack near the summit of a Himalayan mountain peak.
ALIEN INVASION WILL CURE WORLD ECONOMIC WOES
NEW YORK – Economists from around the world gathered at the U.N. to discuss solving the global financial crisis – by fighting aliens!
ALIEN SPACESHIP PASSES SPACE STATION
An alien spaceship based by the International Space Station last night – shooting warning lasers as it went by.
DEAD ALIEN FOUND IN RUSSIA!
SIBERIA – Following reports of a UFO crash last month, Russians found the body of an alien buried in the snow!