FEROCIOUS BEAST LEAVES TRAIL OF TERROR IN DEEP SOUTH! A savage, snarling werewolf has escaped from prison! The werewolf viciously attacked seven cops and overturned a police cruiser in Mobile, Ala., four months ago has escaped. He is now leaving a trail of terror across the Deep South. Eyewitnesses have reported seeing the ferocious wolfman … READ MORE
Creepy Company is delighted to team up again with our reliable friends at Weekly World News to bring you even more officially-licensed items. Our collection launch in the Summer was a newsworthy success, and we’re excited to add more eye-opening items onto the pile. Does your cave need some sprucing up? We recommend our new Bat Boy blanket, a cozy collectible recreating … READ MORE
“HELLO, I HATE YOU ALL,” HE GREETED. Our story began last month when Guinness World Records, headquartered in London, anointed Ned Demeanor the “Most Hateful Man In America.” “We were shocked because we’d never heard of the man,” said Guinness Records keeper Dr. Spiny Praline. “We observed him for over six months. The man actually … READ MORE
Few Americans are as iconic as Cher. Over the decades, she has earned—and maintained—fame as a singer, an actress, a fashion trailblazer, and more. Times change, but she seems to change with them. And in recent years, she has become one of the most consistent sources of energy on social media. On Twitter, especially, where … READ MORE
RICHMOND, TX—Welford’s isn’t as big a fast-food chain or McDonald’s, Burger King, or Wendy’s—it’s not even as big as Hardee’s or Whataburger. But it has something in common with its bigger brothers, and it’s not afraid to admit it. There’s a demon on every single hamburger. Josephine Maxwell, a manager at the Welford’s on Crabb … READ MORE
SCIENTISTS WILL TRY TO REVIVE VIKING IN TWO WEEKS! WAKEHAM BAY, CANADA — A team of explorers studying glacial formations stumbled upon one of the greatest archaeological discoveries ever. They found a ninth-century Viking warrior encased in a thick wall of ice and showing no visible sign of decomposition! More incredibly still, researchers believe it … READ MORE
HE CLAIMS HE WILL SAVE CHRISTMAS! He’s leaving his new hit show GUTFELD! in the next two weeks, so he can make toys for Christmas! For years there have been rumors that the late-night comedian/pundit was part Elf, but now a new WWN report proves that he is! Supply Chain Crisis “Yes it’s true, … READ MORE
“They’re tragically delicious!” experts say Dublin – University College Dublin issued a stark warning about the decline in Leprechaun populations. The source of the decline is the poaching of the Irish little people’s beloved lucky charms. “This is the worst demographic blow to Ireland since the potato famine!” declared Jason O’Flannery, chair of the Leprechaun … READ MORE
NEVER BEFORE TEACHINGS & ELECTRIFYING PROPHECIES JERUSALEM — In the mountains outside the city, archaeologists found fragments of a 2,000-year-old letter written by Jesus. Jesus Christ Himself penned the missive, as confirmed by fourteen religious experts. A construction worker brought the tattered, crumbling scroll to authorities after his crew dug it up. An ancient wooden … READ MORE
CRITICS AGREE: “WTF?” For those of you who haven’t noticed, there are a lot of surreal movements lurking under the surface of The American Dream. One of them is the Incel brigade, a group of youngish men who describe themselves as “involuntary celibate.” They believe that they can’t succeed with women because, secretly, women control … READ MORE