ALIEN’S SHOCKING REVELATION ROCKS THE CAPIToL WASHINGTON, D.C. – P’Lod, a space alien, who stunned the world by revealing that five U.S. Senators were extraterrestrials in 2019 dropped another bombshell. He spoke to reporters after he met with President Trump in the White House just days ago. He named 8 senators who hail from Planet … READ MORE
NOSTRADAMUS’ KID BROTHER SIZES UP 2022. As we slog into the third month of 2022, it’s becoming obvious that this year is going to be screwier than last year. Marching into 2022 has been like getting an unexpected hug from a wet, fetid orangutan that slathers you with kisses. And it really has to crap. … READ MORE
The Mystifying Menace is back! SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A horrible and mystifying new menace has once again arisen to threaten Australia and perhaps all of humankind: “I was on my way to Bondi Beach when the earth began to tremble violently,” eighteen-year-old bike repairman Rolf Steadman told Weekly World News. “Sidewalks buckled and cracked, rolling … READ MORE
Jumbo Motorist Passes Out During Sobriety Test — flattens patrolman A tipsy, 400-pound motorist passed out trying to walk a straight line during a drunk test — and squashed a cop! “The poor officer was flatter than a pancake. It looked like a steamroller had pressed him right into the pavement,” said shocked paramedic Gordon … READ MORE
NEW YORK — FEBRUARY 22, 2022 — WEEKLY WORLD NEWS is coming to the metaverse! WWN announces its partnership with award-winning game developers, CLEVER WHATEVER in an authentic new Weekly World News experience. PLANET WEEKLY WORLD NEWS is coming to The Sandbox, an open-gaming metaverse, this summer. Never before have WWN fans had access to … READ MORE
Widow Katie Watson’s strange adventure began when she noticed a stray gray cat hanging around her house. Soon, though, Watson realized that Felix was more than just an unusually affectionate cat.
SANDUSKY, OH – Marine biologists exploring the depths of Lake Erie say they have discovered an enormous, 11-foot-long egg – and they believe it may have been laid by the giant reptile known as the Lake Erie monster! “The egg is similar to those lizards, but by our estimates, the animal that laid it has … READ MORE
ONE SCIENTIST SAYS “YES!” Most professors of Art History and a hefty amount of podiatrists conclude that there are three images of art, recognized all over the world: The Crucifixion, da Vinci’s The Last Supper, and SpongeBob SquarePants. When this reporter heard that there were secrets of da Vinci’s “The Last Supper” that have been … READ MORE
SCIENTIST ARRIVED FROM 376 YEARS INTO THE FUTURE! WASHINGTON, D.C. — Agents of the Federal Bureau of investigation have hunted down and captured an innocent 46-year-old man. A high-level source says they’re holding him in an isolated farmhouse. They are he’s a time traveler from the year 2398! A source close to the agency says … READ MORE
E EQUALLED MC! Albert Einstein was a genius. Everyone agrees. He helped us rethink the fabric of our universe and also served as a fierce advocate for humanism. But did you know that he was also among the first hip-hop artists? A letter written by Einstein and recently discovered in an archive at the College … READ MORE