PARIS – Scientists are deeply puzzled as they examine the remains of Napoleon Bonaparte. They discovered of a half-inch long microchip embedded in his skull.
ALIENS VISIT SPACE SHUTTLE
NEW YORK – Aliens have visited space shuttle Enterprise, and left evidence behind to prove it.
EARTH'S SECOND MOON APPEARS!
BUSBY – Residents of this small Australian town were shocked to see two full moons in sky!
GROLAR BEARS!
The northward migration of grizzlies has led to more sightings of “grolar” bears in the Arctic.
HOUDINI SPEAKS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!
Master magician Harry Houdini has finally kept the promise he made before he died – and has spoken from beyond the grave!
ALIEN SPACESHIP CIRCLING THE SUN!
An alien spaceship has been circling the Sun for the last few weeks. It’s a huge, metallic mothership.
BIDENBOT MALFUNCTIONS AGAIN
WASHINGTON — BidenBot, the lifelike, cybernetic machine that poses as Vice President Joe Biden during most of his public appearances, has malfunctioned again during a recent press conference.