Hillary Clinton has reunited with her alien lover, P’Lod. The former First Lady is thrilled to be back in P’Lod’s arms and, as always, is grateful for his political guidance. Hillary first fell for P’Lod in 1993 not long after her husband’s first year in office. “She felt very closed in at The White House. … READ MORE
Autumn is here and so is Britain’s annual badger cull. While cattle and sheep may be Britain’s most common farm animals, badgers have been domesticated in some communities for centuries. Badger milk and cheese have formed the backbone of the economy in such communities, where badger farms have been passed down through countless generations. “Badger … READ MORE
NAPLES, Italy – In a historic first, a bonobo gave birth to a human baby! Carla and Angelo Cornetto used the bonobo as a surrogate mother. And it went off without a hitch! “All four are doing absolutely “primo” – the bonobo, the human mother and father and their brand new 8-pound boy, Marco.” Dr. … READ MORE
BOCA CHICA, Texas — Elon Musk has announced that he wants Weekly World News and its ace reporter, Frank Lake, onboard Starship as it heads to Mars later this year. Musk laid out his plan for interplanetary travel at the company’s South Texas test site here on Saturday (Sept. 28) — the 11th anniversary of … READ MORE
BLUEFIELD, WEST VIRGINIA: A father and son, Joseph and Bailey Davidson, were deer hunting yesterday when they were startled by a gnarly creature devouring their fresh kill. Joseph nearly shot the thing when his son, Bailey shouted out,” That thing looks human Pa!” The creature woman turned around and attacked them. It chased them to … READ MORE
SINAI PENINSULA – Sometime around the year 1340 B.C., this little patch of sun-baked land was the setting for one of the most heroic escapes in the annals of mankind: the Exodus of the Hebrew people from Egypt. “After Moses led the people of Israel from Egypt, they wandered in the Sinai desert for forty … READ MORE
A world-renowned physicist who claims to have captured the tooth fairy is keeping the glittering, glowing, blue-tinged and apparently very wealthy creature locked in a cage. And if Dr. Rupert Marel gets his way, the beloved pixie “will spill the beans about her origins, tells us why she collects teeth, where she gets the money … READ MORE
Buckling to growing consumer anger, Juul Labs has ceased production of its “Mother’s Bounty” line of flavored Vape products targeted to infants and toddlers in developed nations. The line extension, which featured popular flavors including “Colostrum,” “Mother’s Milk” and “Strained Peaches,” was developed by Kevin Burns who recently resigned as CEO of the troubled vaping … READ MORE
Weekly World News is back! We are back. YOU are back. WWN has been on hiatus for the last few years while our award-winning investigative reporters were taking an extended sabbatical on Planet Zeeba. We traveled there to learn all we could about The Zeebans, the good aliens, who desperately want to help Earth survive … READ MORE
Bat Boy has announced that he will be running for President of the United States of America in 2020! Bat Boy made this announcement from a secret location in West Virginia. He was surrounded by hundreds of supporters, including Taylor Swift who has been by his side for the last three weeks. For the last … READ MORE