Year: 2013
SIBERIAN LOCH NESS MONSTER
Russian scientists have found the jaws and skeleton”the Siberian Loch Ness monster.
RAY LEWIS SQUIRREL DANCE
Baltimore Ravens’ Ray Lewis has a signature dance that is sweeping the country!
WHITE HOUSE TO ARREST PHOTOSHOPPERS
The White House has begun arresting photoshoppers who tampered with the President’s gun picture.
SUPER BOWL BLACKOUT – JOE BIDEN DID IT!
NFL officials confirmed this morning that the blackout at Superbowl XLVII was caused by — Joe Biden!
HARBAUGH HUG
Las Vegas oddsmakers are taking bets on whether the Harbaugh brothers will hug or handshake at the start of the Super Bowl.
HARRY STYLES DATING DEMI MOORE
Harry Styles, the One Direction heartthrob, celebrated his 19th birthday with his new girlfriend – Demi Moore.
BAT BOY SPOTTED IN DENVER THEATRE!
The Equinox Theatre Company in Denver Co has admitted to housing the elusive “Bat Child” this week after witnesses took details of its presence to local media.