FRANCE CONQUERS TIMBUKTU
French forces took Timbuktu and put an end to 10 months of al Qaeda rule in the historic desert city.
Year: 2013
MANURE MODELS
“Ladies of Manure” is a calendar with typical calendar girls except for one thing. They are covered poop.
LINDSAY LOHAN TO GIVE BIRTH TO NEANDERTHAL
Scientists were searching for a woman willing to give birth to a Neanderthal child. Lindsay Lohan volunteered.
OBAMA JOINS NRA
President Obama shocked Americans today by announcing that he has joined the National Rifle Association.
KATHERINE WEBB PREGNANT
Katherine Webb reportedly announced that she is pregnant. And the father is — Darnell Dockett!
KATIE COURIC DATING MANTI TE'O!
Manti Te’o sat down for an on-camera interview with Katie Couric – and she fell in love with him.
OBAMA LIP-SYNCED INAUGURAL ADDRESS
WWN has learned that President Obama lip-synced his inaugural address.
