WASHINGTON, DC — The Vice President is out $800,000 after he fell for a well-known Internet scam.
Year: 2012
HUMAN BARBIE
A woman gave her 7-year-old daughter a liposuction voucher for Christmas so she could turn her into – a Barbie!
STEVE JOBS TOMBSTONE
PALO ALTO, CA – WWN has learned that Apple has created a special tombstone for Steve Jobs.
ALIENS KILL HERRING IN NORWAY
OSLO, NORWAY – Ten of thousands of dead fish have washed ashore in Norway. The reason: aliens.
MASSIVE METEOR SHOWER!
A massive display of Quadrantid meteors last night, will be the biggest meteor shower of 2012.
OBAMA LOSING HIS HEARING?
WASHINGTON – There are Beltway rumors that President Obama is losing his hearing from a rare auditory disease.
GRAND WARLOCK PREDICTS OBAMA 2012 DEFEAT
Mexico’s Grand Warlock predicted US President Barack Obama would fail to win re-election in 2012.
ALIEN BROTHEL
SOUTHERN NEVADA – Dennis Hof, of Cathouse fame, has opened a new brothel that features sex with aliens.