Top Ten Gifts From the Weekly World News!
THAI PRIME MINISTER FALLS IN LOVE WITH OBAMA
The Prime Minister of Thailand, Yingluck Shinawatra, has fallen madly in love with President Obama.
Year: 2012
THE DAY TWINKIES DIED
Hostess Brands, hurt by a slowdown brought on by a strike by its Bakers Union, is shutting down.
PAULA BROADWELL TO DO PLAYBOY
Paula Broadwell has reportedly signed a $3 million deal to pose naked for Playboy.
PETRAEUS HIRED AS PRINCETON PRESIDENT
David Petraeus has reportedly signed on as the new president of Princeton University.
PETRAEUS PARTY HOSTESS IS RUSSIAN SPY
WWN has learned that the Florida socialite tied to the Gen. David Petraeus sex scandal is a Russian spy working for Vladimir Putin.
LOVE IS WAR
The top Generals in the Armed Forces have strong libidos and now… they’re coming under attack from all flanks.
20 STATES TO SECEDE FROM THE UNION!
After the re-election of Barack Obama, 20 states have declared they will secede from the union.
MITT ROMNEY MOVES TO CAYMAN ISLANDS
Mitt Romney has left the United States and is moving his entire family to the Cayman Islands