After saying that they have performed “flawlessly” FEMA ran out of water on Staten Island.
Marijuana is now legal in Colorado, so potheads around America are now heading to Denver,
Last weekend’s bizarre weather solidifies claims made over a thousand years ago.
Late last night, after winning the election, Joe Biden conceded to Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan.
Big Bird, who was scheduled to be executed by Mitt Romney, was given a new lease on life with a win by Barack Obama!
According to Nasari Buwani (Dr. Downer) and the prophecy of Edgar Cayce, Wall Street will have a major crash in December of this year.
Tim Tebow is backing Romney and predicting the former Governor will win by a landslide.
With only 1% of the vote in, CNN has declared President Barack Obama the winner of the 2012 election.
Mitt Romney has secured the coveted endorsement of the Washington space alien P’Lod, who predicts Romney will win in a landslide!
