TASHTAGOL, Russia – The Wall Street Journal confirmed today that Bigfoot hunters had found the beast in Siberia.
Year: 2012
SAVE YOURSELF: GET ON THE DOOMSDAY MOTHERSHIP
Aliens are looking for people who want to leave Earth when the world ends on 12.21.12.
HOBBITS INVADE MIAMI
Hobbits have been swarming into South Beach over the last few weeks and the city wants them out.
CHINA BUYS GRAND CANYON
To help solve the Debt Crisis, President Obama has sold the Grand Canyon to China.
BILL CLINTON NAMED AMBASSADOR TO LIBYA
Hillary Clinton recommended her husband to be the new U.S. Ambassador to Libya and Bill Clinton has agreed to the post.
LINDSAY LOHAN JOINS CAST OF BUCKWILD
Lindsay Lohan has signed on to join the reality cast of MTV’s new series – Buckwild!
PIPPA MIDDLETON PREGNANT
Following the news of Kate’s pregnancy, Pippa Middleton has what Royal doctors are calling a “sympathetic pregnancy.”
MAYANS: FRANCE WILL SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE
The Mayans announced today that when the world ends on December 21, 2012 – France will survive!